WATCH: Jon Stewart Mocks Cable News Networks'
Primary Coverage

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Another week, another GOP primary election in this "Long, Winding, Bumpy-Ass Road to the White House." On Wednesday night's "Daily Show," Jon Stewart recapped the very close race in Michigan Tuesday, saving most of his jabs for the 24-hour cable news networks instead of the candidates.

With final voting results not coming in until after 10:30 p.m. Tuesday, Stewart wasn't surprised to see CNN and Fox News using some amusing tactics to fill airtime. On Fox News, Megyn Kelly killed time by arguing over the semantics of "home state" vs. "native state," as in Mitt Romney's tie to Michigan, and on CNN Wolf Blitzer laid the fake excitement on a little too thick for Stewart's taste.

"The last time I saw someone so excited about numbers changing it was a vampire made out of felt," Stewart joked.

Again on CNN, Anderson Cooper's long trek from the main news desk to "The Cube" (or "Nerd Terrarium" as Stewart put it) was funny on it's own. When he arrived and found out the "breaking news" was that Romney and Rick Santorum were basically tied, his "Post-Cube, no information walk of shame" had Stewart flabbergasted:

"What was CNN thinking with that one?!"

Watch the full clip above, and stay tuned until the end to see Stewart spoof CNN's "Cube" with "The Best F*cking News Box On Television" in his own studio.

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Top Chef - Finally! It's Over

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Finale: Paul and Sarah cook their little hearts out and it's still pretty boring.

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Kendall Jenner Stuns In Minidress

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The "legs for days" bunch have a new poster girl -- Kendall Jenner. The Kardashian clan's little sister dazzled on the red carpet at the Los Angeles premiere of "Project X."

The 16-year-old showed off her best asset in a sheer paneled, lilac minidress and nude pumps. But Kendall wasn't flying solo: The stunner's younger sister, Kylie, sported an equally leggy look in a short cream dress.

The Jenner girls are no strangers to the red carpet step-and-repeat game, but when are we going to see their names on the marquee? Both Kendall and Kylie have a number of modeling credits on their resumes -- the pair cover Teen Vogue's March 2012 issue -- but we have a feeling mom, Kris Jenner, will find a way to get them on the big screen soon enough.

Check out Kendall's leggy look below. How does she stack up in our "Battle of the Celebrity Legs"?

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Survivor - The Fall of Man

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One World is Out the Window: The women finally mount a comeback, at least for now.

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'Glee' Stars Lea Michele & Cory Monteith Spend
Romantic Weekend In Vancouver

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Lea Michele's romance with Glee co-star Cory Monteith appears to be heating up. The new couple has just returned to Los Angeles from a romantic weekend in his native Vancouver, Canada. Michele an...

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Survivor men cut off their cock as roles reverse

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Seasons of Survivor where one tribe absolutely decimates the other can be entertaining, but they are ultimately less satisfying than ones in which there is a constant power shift. Thankfully, that happened last night, as the women's tribe--forget the tribes' actual names; Jeff Probst certainly doesn't use them--pulled out a decisive win in the reward challenge and then a come-from-behind win in the immunity challenge, forcing them men to finally turn on themselves. They ended... keep reading »

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Revenge - The One Where Daniel Gets Arrested

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Scandal: Daniel is the prime suspect in Tyler's murder. The Graysons take legal battle stations.

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WATCH: Funny Lady Gaga Spoof From New Sketch Show

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VH1 is getting into the sketch comedy game with "Stevie TV," a pop culture-heavy series starring female comedian and celebrity impressionist Stevie Ryan.

Ryan's arsenal of impressions made popular on her YouTube channel include many of reality TV's usual suspects, such as Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian, the "Real Housewives," "Mob Wives," "Basketball Wives" and just about every other "Wife" out there.

Pop stars like Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are also some of Ryan's biggest targets. She even does Zooey Deschanel.

Above, check out Ryan impersonating Lady Gaga in a sketch where she hawks "Mighty Morphin' Gender" dolls to kids. Below, see her spoof "Basketball Wives" and the Oscar-winning "The Artist" in a sketch called "Artist Wives."

"Stevie TV" premieres Sunday, March 4 at 11:00 p.m. EST on n VH1

WATCH: 'Artist Wives'

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America's Next Top Model - Downton Shabby

Kelly Osbourne: Tyra pits Brits versus Americans for the Cycle's 18th season. It's like the Revolutionary War, but bonier.

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Phylicia Rashad Joins NBC Drama

Phylicia Rashad is returning to TV. The "Cosby Show" star has signed on to appear in NBC's "Do No Harm," according to TV Guide. In the show -- a modern day take on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde -- Rashad will play Dr. Vanessa Young, the chief of surgery and boss to the show's main character Dr. Jeffrey Kohl.

Steven Pasquale plays Dr. Kohl, a neurosurgeon who has a dangerous alter ego he previously could keep in check with medicine. TV Guide describes Rashad's character as Dr. Kohl's greatest champion who "calls things like she sees them." Alana De La Garza of "Law & Order" and "Law & Order: LA" fame is also scheduled to star in the medical drama.

Meanwhile on ABC, David Arquette will star in "The Smart One," Portia de Rossi's new sitcom. According to TVLine, Arquette will play Buddy, the husband to Malin Akerman's character, Candy. De Rossi plays Jude, the intelligent sister who comes to help Candy, the not-so-intelligent sister. Jean Smart plays the matriarch.

Arquette can next be seen in Season Three finale of "Cougar Town," which stars his somewhat estranged wife Courteney Cox.

In other casting news ...

Elizabeth Perkins will play mom to Sarah Chalke. The former "Weeds" star will appear opposite the "Scrubs" veteran in "How To Live With Your Parents For the Rest of Your Life," in which Chalke plays a recent divorcee who moves back in with her parents. [TVLine]

"Princess Bride" star Cary Elwes is taking another stab at TV. Elwes will appear opposite Kal Penn in ABC's "Prairie Dogs." Elwes starred in NBC's failed "Wonder Woman" pilot last year. [EW]

Christopher Lloyd will appear opposite John Leguizamo in ABC's "Only Fools and Horses." The "Back to the Future" star will play the grandfather to two brothers. [TVLine]

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